What percentage of people masturbate for the last time realizing they are doing so?

WRECK OF THE EDMUND FITZGERALD BABY!

Pretty sure it was his WAR that landed Thames in Korea too.

If only all UCLA’s players could overcome their parents.

Rumor has it the cheerleaders were also part of a pyramid scheme.

I thought Mario Balotelli only wore Crocs.

When I saw the tied up woman I assumed it was Baylor.

“... hit a set of spike strips going 115 MPH, subsequently barreled off of the road and into a drainage ditch, launched the truck into the air and landed on a car parked at a restaurant” 

“and he’s only a sophomore so I don’t care”

Is this the movie poster for Rocky IV Loko?

Thank god. For a while there I thought I was being racist for thinking all the winners looked alike.

Pretty wild that Stormfront can’t find a single fucking grammar nazi.

I guess there are blind spots on these little Carrs.

Katmandidn’t

Zero. The answer is always zero, because watermelon is gross.

God...I always fucking hated [MLB player]. Can’t trust that son of a bitch.

Usually the boos is only a problem at her family parties.

And I accidentally opened this beer at work at 11 am. Potayto, potahto. 🍻

At first I thought CP, but then I saw that sick sick turbo under the hood, that makes it a NP with ease....

Flour for Algernon