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Who knew how much I’d enjoy that slightly stale maple bar! (Me. I did.)

Yeah but then there’s the 10 minutes of crying afterward

This is an important story to report, because Hardy’s brother was in the driver’s seat. Talking to the media is not important, especially when there are unsolved crimes for the Hardy boys to investigate.

From the AP wire: Gawker Media announced a huge trade today, with Hamilton Nolan and Dog going from the flagship to Deadspin in exchange for Albert Burneko and a 2016 first-round pick.

But, with the blast shield down, he can’t even see! How’s he supposed to catch?

That’s a grade-A coup-de-grace by Jones there. “Motherfucker, we’re doing THE SAME THING right now.”

You have violated my closet vag.

My favorite thing was the time Drew used CAPS LOCK.

But who leads the team in shingles?

Whatever one thinks of Bell’s Oberon, it’s at least better than Bell’s Oberyn, which tastes way too much like blood and eyeballs.

I went on a date with The Friendly Atheist once. He was pretty friendly.

"Wild Misty Cosplayer appears!"

This was great. They should make those frat douches sing their song in front of the OSU football team in a closed room. I'd like to see how funny that song would be then.

This photo made me do the Richard Sherman face and it may be permanent.

Re: new dad, you will definitely get shit and vomit on you, but what I found most surprising is eventually not caring about it getting on me. On ME. I'm still aghast at the idea of shit getting on the carpet or the couch or whatever, but my hand? Whatever, stick my hand under the faucet, problem solved. I actively