"Trust in God."

Look at the way he takes off from the front outside edge with his arms high, and lands smoothly after a counter-clockwise rotation on the opposite foot, while simultaneously destroying the catcher's groinal region. This is a perfectly executed Single Nutz, and I can watch it over and over again.

I think she's saying "Off the hook!" Either way, that toy is sooooo annoying I'd be looking for any excuse to shut it the hell up, too.

I was considering the Best Buy BOGO deal, but when I added two games to my cart, they showed up as "Only available for Store Pickup". This would be free, so that's fine, except that according to the website, none of the 18 stores from Terre Haute, Indiana to Cincinnati, Ohio have the games. So that's a problem, either…

I was considering the Best Buy BOGO deal, but when I added two games to my cart, they showed up as "Only available…

So who's the millennial sportswriters' Bruce Springsteen? Gotta be the Hold Steady, right?

Dear Canada.

Totally the ice's fault.

Cold-blooded? Nope. After the game it was revealed that Kaepernick, in fact, had a fever of 103. Go ahead, check it and see.

Why Bioshock Infinite Should Be Game of the Year: As a first-person shooter, it livens up the normal run-and-gun gameplay with the fast-flying Sky-Line rail system. Moreover, the ability to open tears in reality (changing the battlefield to your advantage) adds a dynamic element to the game not found in other…

Between this and the rimjob article linked here today, I'm glad I'm too old and celibate for all this nonsense. I'm gonna go get me another cat and see what's on Netflix.

VOTE: Sprint
WHY: Awful coverage, customer service is all smiles and lollipops but wont actually do anything to solve issues.

Learning to breathe out of her nose comes next semester.

Yeah, I'll be in my favorite chair, not giving a fuck. If you like it, read it, folks.

My spouse's mother asked me if I wanted to go to Hobby Lobby the other day and I told her no, because of this shit. She stared at me like I'd sprouted wings. I know this is only sort of related to the story, but dammit, it felt good. I might go get myself a cookie.

Yes he did. The NIH has some info out on that one. Barry I think I'd add the Seau part, as well as the NFL pressuring ESPN out of the Frontline documentary.

2006: Andre Waters shoots himself in the head. Omalu examines his brain and says Waters had the brain tissue of an 85-year-old man.