Okay, here me out video editors. The seen in the first Jurassic Park where the severed arm falls on her shoulder...except it has a Cereza Cristal in it’s hand.

Jesus christ. It’s like someone stretched a flap of flesh over a lego.

Outright Games is THE worst company to do this. They’re awful.

I can’t get over the fact that it’s like this now. I remember movies and shows used to do these kind of weird stories where someone famous for practically nothing would have a cult behind them and we’re living that now. It’s like some weird Hunger Games prequel shit.

Yeah, Ultima ultimately cast the spell that made me decide not to get this game after watching someone else play after the gloomining occured.

It’s like that old saying, “why buy the cow when you should, instead, be on an FBI watch list.”

I believe the old phrase comes to mind for Endere. “Why buy the cow when, instead, you should probably be on some sort of FBI watch list.”

Boi, if you go out and touch grass as the article suggests, can you let me know where you touched it? I don’t want to touch the same grass, I feel like it’ll be sticky.

Hey Aaron, spoiler alert. Bowser is going to be the final boss of the next Mario game.

Could you maybe ad a link to the object in the article anywhere?

I honestly have no faith in anything interesting like this working anymore after Knockout City shut down. Knockout City was so insanely clever and felt so interesting and fresh compared to everything else out there and I couldn’t PAY people to play it for some dumb reason.

I know that there’s a lot of characters who don’t show up in this game but also this is the 2D Sonic. I know it sounds weird but Sega made a very VERY strong point in pointing out that 2D Sonic and 3D Sonic are different people from different worlds. Play Sonic Forces and the two actually show up and work together.…

I know Kotaku loves being contrarian and I can usually ignore that but damn it feels like this whole article was set up to go up against the God of War creator’s stupid tweet about how Tears of the Kingdom looks bad.

I hate that my fat ass say this headline and was like, “I hope the burger place is okay.”

I’m calling it. Desantis adds toll road. Disney reimburses tolls by giving an equivalent discount in tickets or vouchers for that money. Then it only effects non-Disney businesses affected by the toll roads further hurting Florida itself.

I see two traditionally green Yoshi in the picture above.

I hope you guys are hiring. I so desperately want to work here. As a long time journalist, SEO focus is killing my love of journalism.

I’m sorry, did something happen at Wired in the last few years where they’re suddenly able to call something beyond their own articles poorly written? That would be like a Trump supporter telling you that you don’t understand politics.

I can’t believe Capcom not only made Cammy better but introduced TWO female characters that weren’t inexplicably barefoot or open toed despite it putting them at a massive disadvantage.

Shout out convincing people you can make things easier for people to read with a last name like “Sivasubramanian”.