To the 55M who thought Trump was a good idea...

Support thread for anyone who is FUCK YOU EVERYONE fuck you FUCK you fuckity fuckity fucckkkkkkkk shit ass tits shit ass dick fuck FUCK...right now.

This dog is happier about this than I will ever be about anything in my life.

Halloween? This is an Xmas\birthday bonus gift from doggie heaven. This fucking dog is having a better life than me.

Ok, so it sounds like the guy whose recommendation it was that no charges be filed against Clinton for any wrongdoing has now turned around and intentionally given a vague statement with the express purpose of “punishing” her for the very things he said merit no action. Like, I was giving the benefit of the doubt when…

News poll puts Clinton’s lead over necrotic jack-o’-lantern Donald Trump at a mere two points.

I wish deadspin did CoTD because that was amazing.

Funny? Or likely? I’m going to go with likely. Yet another reminder that dog-whistles have consequences.

The irony here is so delicious this post could almost be considered Foodspin.

Ah yes, Trump supporters committing fraud in order to combat the non-existent fraud they claim is already happening. How funny would it be if this year sees an all-time high for voter fraud, but all due to Republican voters?

What an idiot. Donald Trump didn’t want her to commit voter fraud. He wanted her to stand silently outside a polling place in a liberal-leaning area with a gun.

Hey, that dolphin came on to me.

It’s an ancient meme. A proto-meme , if you will.

So ur with ur honey and yur making out wen the phone rigns. U anser it n the vioce is “wut r u doing wit my daughter?” U tell ur girl n she say “my dad is ded”. THEN WHO WAS PHONE?

You are clearly a glass half-empty person. Obviously, now there are fewer orphans in the system and a great piece of land for the new Trump Resort.

That is....very vivid.

They’re horrible. I’m so sick of being told we must try to understand them, their struggles, their plight......their problem is they are horrible people who have never had to answer for their contemptible beliefs. They need to be shamed and shunned. They’re a danger to the rest of us.

TFW: you suppose you should laugh but all you want to do is sob.

I feel like the fact these women are willing to appear with Trump at a time when it’s perfectly clear what a vile shitpile of a human being he is speaks volumes about their character and motivations. I can understand why they’d hate the Clintons if their stories have as much as a grain of truth to them, and I blame…

Lin’s opening monologue is my favorite thing that has ever happened.