I got so angry when I went to the madewell store and their sizes went from XXS to...L. Fuck you, Madewell. Fuck you and your $70 sheer rayon top that cost 1/2 as much as a lovely distressed-leather backpack (top looked like it would last two washings, backpack looked like it would last two generations).

Machine = wood chipper, in this instance.

Same. I don’t even try. Sheath dress? Get out of here.

Reminds me of a hilarious moment from college. My friend’s roommate was in a sorority and bought an expensive designer dress for a formal.The roommate was modeling it for her snobby sorority sister who asked “is it silk?”Roomie replies “of course it’s silk!” Indignantly while friend and I watch. After the sorority…

Polyester, yet somehow still dry clean only, and it was probably made in a sweatshop in Bangladesh. Yours for $128!

I pulled a dress out of my closet the other day that I’d gotten on deep sale from Gilt because my cousin wanted to borrow it. I thought it might be silk, but wasn’t sure so I flipped it over to check it out - 100% polyester. Original price: $328. Thanks, Rebecca Minkoff.

Anthropologie started doing this a few years ago and I hate them so much for it.

Should we see if the Try Guys will try it?

Sweet baby jesus that dress is just hideous. It looks like a dress a toddler could get away with but if I were a child and my mom picked this dress for me to wear I’d throw a fit.

I hate literally everything about it. Except maybe the length. That’s a good length for a $5 beach coverup.

I was perplexed yesterday as I took off a pair of Theory pants ($200). I can clearly see the grout in the tiles in the bathroom. How poorly can material be made? It feels like the Emporer’s New Clothes.

Fit and flare for fucking LIFE. Love that shit.

My hips are way too big for that dress.

Thank you for pointing out that it’s polyester. I feel like places that used to sell decent fabrics are slipping in more and more shitty manmade fibers without altering the price point, and I feel like I’ve become my mom when I notice and am offended.

Not even if it was free.

What about the joys of sneezing on your period? Or standing up after a long period of sitting and feeling ***the gush***

And good luck if you have a cold while on your period. You know what happens when you cough or sneeze too hard. :(

Period blood is only part of the whole period experience. Were they forced to use stool softeners to get period shits? What about a cramp machine? What about having to pass blood clots?

Also

You probably didn’t feel unsafe because you were an Austin native.