“the cancer of mankind” what I find most disturbing about all of this is that this guy clearly does not understand that cancer affects humanity as well as other, non-human animals.

I love that his post about feminism ruining everything effectively ruined his career. That’s some pretty instant karma.

Sharing an apt. is one thing. This sounds like a glorified flop house.

Ooookaayyyyy, but when do they start voting each other out, or whatever? How often do they get Tyra mail? Is there a Confessional?

my entire response to every single one of these pictures: “what.”

This is awesome and I’m so fucking excited to see her stand there and light shit on fire. Seriously, the amount of courage this is taking is insane. I hope she receives unending support from the people around her.

All the men my age on dating websites are basically the same guy. They all have facial hair and they claim their favorite book is The Great Gatsby.

I am blown away by the amount of people who post their kids all over tinder. That’s an automatic left swipe.

Never in a million years would I think to bring a girl a piece of fruit on a date.

Three. No lie, three did this.

How many guys did this? Wow.

Headline of my dating profile:

Holy lord as a 34-year-old back on the scene after a marriage I’ve seen it all. I’ve been doing it two months. Most of the guys contacting me have been hot and 21-24, but basically just offering to come over and service me sexually and that’s not my scene. I was thisclose to deleting my account and I was so over it I…

I ask this with immense fondness: u mad

This is never not funny.

You’d better believe it.

Is that an empty bowl of mac & cheese next to your workstation

Marry The Rock, Fuck Courtney Act and Kill Ted Cruz

I have no problem noting when another man is a good-looking, but the only man I’ve ever squinted at questioningly was Paul Newman. You ever see Cat on a Hot Tin Roof? He was prettier than Elizabeth Taylor, by some distance.

A dream of mine: Dwayne Johnson x Idris Elba buddy movie.