Eldritch
Eldritch
Eldritch

Your Pulitzer is attracting dust, Emma.

Will there be a trip through the East coast area where the white guy meets zany characters? Including a wise man of color? Does he bed a free spirited woman who teaches him something about his life? Will he come back to his roots at the end and understand himself a bit better and speak of the skies and the end of

How much do you guys wanna pay me to write a Jonathan Franzen novel? It’s about a dissatisfied upper-middle-class white genius who doesn’t feel challenged by his wife. But it’s really about, like, America.

Where were all of you when I had to read Freedom for my stupid book club and everyone loved it??

I have a super casual office, so it’s always jeans and a random t-shirt (race day shirts, funny shirts that were gifts, etc). Anytime slightly nicer attire is required, I have a selection of black shirts- basically one for each weather type (wool sweater, 3/4 sleeves, short sleeved blouse) or black dress (full length,

PJCore for life.

I just wear the closest thing to pyjamas that I can reasonably get away with.

can’t everyone just wear a black fucking shirt everyday please?

She was perfectly cast as Serafina Pekkala in The Golden Compass. I’ll never get over how much of a waste that whole cast was on a terrible script.

Or what, she won’t be able to get a job on a police procedural?

Seriously? Daulerio was a train wreck. If there was anybody whose professionalism I’d question... let’s say it wouldn’t be Emma Carmichael’s and leave it at that.

I saw this in a NY Mag online article. The fact that Carmichael was asked this by a member of the jury, by extension saying that she wasn’t qualified for her job, but Daulerio was not asked anything remotely like this, is just gross.

Yep. And you know, it’s weird, cuz I mean has anyone ever seen a middle aged man replace the woman with whom he had his children with a younger woman that has very similar looks or background, like “European actress,” but, you know, like half the age of the original lady?

That’s it. That’s who I thought of the minute I saw her in this. He replicated his ex, who is clearly still his muse.

Between this and the “Kids for Cash” scandal, the PA court system seems fucking terrible. Do better, Pennsylvania!

This would be quite effective were it not for the fact that “women: you have to treat them like sh*t” is the subtext for the entire Republican party.

‘GOP chairman Reince Priebus said he wants to “make sure Democrats have to answer to the American people for why they don’t want voters to have a say in this process.”’

Dude there is no way Reince has a job after this election.

If they can’t have any poc actors because of ‘authenticity’ (lol) then what is preventing them from having a diverse production crew? Is there not a single way to employ a person of colour?

GOP chairman Reince Priebus said he wants to “make sure Democrats have to answer to the American people for why they don’t want voters to have a say in this process.”