Hemingway. I see we meet again. My old arch-nemesis.

This makes me so fucking sad. You’re all incredible writers. Because of you guys I tried so many different things. I’m wearing make up today!

He always sounds so out of it. I keep expecting a story to come out that says he abuses pain killers he prescribes himself or something.

He is! I like him! I hope they let him do stuff other than vintage games (I thought the Zelda game was kinda weak). He’s hilarious, though. And yes, I hope he never stops bringing up his PhD.

SPOOFY!

This looks perfect. I keep asking my father to write down all the incredible stories he has about his insane Italian immigrant family. It’s like My Big Fat Greek Wedding with even more insanity. From family members who would fight over hats and throw pasta out the window of their fifth story apart in Queens when they…

Oh! Sorry.

SHE DID? WHAT. NO. REALLY?

The author of the book is a guy.

Damn shame. It was a great book.

Well, thus far you’re the only one that has had a problem with the meme or my explanation, so *shrugs*.

Yeah, exactly. There was a lot about Anne’s teenage sexuality that got left out, as well as some run of the mill teenage unkindness she might have had towards the family or the others hiding with them.

Mainly the fruit they used looks weird. I mean, if you’re going to cheeky wink wink nudge nudge “look it’s fruit but it’s also totally a vagina, aren’t we edgy and arty!” would it kill you to at least pick a piece of fruit that doesn’t look like it was found on the floor of a bodega. Aren’t we trying to make our bits…

Hi there. I’m a woman. So... um, already have a vagina... Hope that helps...?

Complete and total insanity but her father DID meddle with the diary before it was published. I suppose you could charitably name him as editor but co-author? Get out of here with that nonsense.

That ad.

They do, well spotted. I wouldn’t say this is nonsense at all. This is what feminism is trying to help. Since emotions are seen as “girly” and “unmasculine”, men suffer. If we break down this gender divide and let boys know it’s okay to feel things then that would be awesome.

Man, I wish I was a guy. I would give fucking anything to care less. Caring and doing all this menial, stupid emotional work is fucking exhausting.

Do you ever just read stuff like this and think “we as a species really deserve to be hit by a meteor”?

9pm EST? But Doctor Who is on then. Don’t make me choose.