Eldritch
Eldritch
Eldritch

Those are two of my favorites. Good choices!

I have no idea who that is. I guess my theater knowledge only goes to 1995.

So what is the hype around this show? My Twitter and Tumblr feeds have been swamped with gifs and praise and stuff about it for weeks and I am so confused.

I’m surprised you got Kryolan stuff in your first box. I’m an avid Face/Off watcher and it’s presented on that show as Hollywood creature make up and not consumer beauty make up. Huh.

I hear you calling, Mariaaaaaaaaaan

My family lived in this house in NJ once. My father thought it looked evil, with Amnityville Horror windows. The backyard faced an empty field and beyond that was an old graveyard from around the time the town was founded in the last 1600s. Really pretty headstones.

ELDRITCH APPROVES.

My Dad is the exact same way. Always has TCM on, always has amazing Hollywood trivia to share. Hooray for old movie buff dads.

Fanfiction SELLS nowadays. Look at Fifty Shades. There’s even thinly veiled One Direction fanfiction being published by a major publishing house. Change the names and a few details and boom, bestseller!

Yeah, they’re TD now, I think. It also feels like any empty building becomes a bank now. It’s bizarre. Near where I live it’s just full of nothing but banks. Haven’t we reached peak bank saturation?

Is it just me or does it feel like all the small banks in the area are being devoured by bigger ones?

“even the free PNC ones at WaWa.”

I couldn’t agree more. I completely believe I am a better human being because I’ve read the Discworld books. They shaped so much of me.

I LOVE THAT YOU REFERENCED THIS. Sir Terry knew what the fuck was up. I learned more about politics and economics (among other things) from Discworld than I did after four years in my fancy liberal arts university. The world is poorer without him.

Wait, what? They give people work study and stipends to write for the paper? I wrote for my university’s paper and I didn’t get shit.

There’s something rotten in the state of Canada under the Harper government and I sincerely hope our brave and friendly neighbors to the north show him the door.

Oy vey...

She’s not wrong. This is so fucking BLATENT. I wonder if anything will come of this, maybe a lawsuit that would make it to the Supreme Court? Something needs to be done.

THIS ABOMINATION; THIS CREEPING, SHUDDERING NIGHT TERROR GIVEN FORM; THIS BLEAK, JOY-EVISCERATING GRAYNESS!

Sometimes I really do wish I had some crazy eldritch magics at my disposal. I’d send murderous flocks of corvids after motherfuckers like this and let them be pecked to death like an Alfred Hitchcock movie.