But I like text and word limits. That 140 limit has made me much more concise.

Eh, there’s probably a fair number that are bots.

I don’t get Instagram. Maybe I’ve finally become An Old, but what purpose does it serve? I post all my pictures on Twitter. Why do I need two picture platforms?

I’ve read Vogon poetry more coherent than most GOP speeches. All of them need to shut the fuck up and sit the fuck down. My head feels like it’s going to explode.

Hah, that is AMAZING! Hilariously enough, I just got back from a few days in Orlando. I was in Disney for the Halloween thing. :D

Sure, they had lines for them, but AFAIK they bombed hard. They look like they’re trying to get out of the YA paranormal game.

My love for Cleolinda is undending. She’s amazingly funny and always on point. I’ve been reading her stuff since the Livejournal days. Her Hannibal recaps are also fantastic.

Pfft, Hot Topic doesn’t stock that shit anymore. They abandoned it. Now everything is Harry Potter, Supernatural, Doctor Who, anime, Marvel and Disney.

I don’t understand all the re-imaginings. It feels like nothing more than a naked grab for money. It doesn’t add to the story, it doesn’t give us anything new. It’s masturbatory self-made fanfiction about your own creative property. Meyer had one good idea and ran with it but now she’s just flogging that horse until…

I know sitting will kill me but my god, at least it won’t make my toe nails fall off. I feel like you’re somehow fucked no matter what, basically.

This is my new favorite gif.

JESUS CRIMINEY

NOPE NOPE NOPE ALL THE NOPE ETERNAL NOPE MILES AND MILES AND MILES OF NOPE

Seriously! I was pushed off the top of a slide in 2nd grade and landed on a slab of solid concrete. Broke my wrist in two places. No safety materials in 1989!

Moths can get pretty big, and they look scary as fuck. Could have been that.

Whoa, those tangle brushes work?! How would they do on long, super thick hair? Asking for a friend...

It’s the aggression that’s really bad. If they think you somehow owe them money they will scream at you and demand it and follow you. I saw someone dressed as Cookie Monster do this to a tourist couple. The guy was taking the woman’s picture and the Cookie Monster RAN OVER to get into the picture, then shouted about…

I had to walk through Times Square last week (not my choice, trust me) and those women and the people dressed as characters are fucking menaces. They literally walk in front of you to try and get you to stop, they were leaping into the background of people taking pictures and then demanding to be paid. They made it so…

I love you.

I want to say it gets better and you’ll one day get more sleep, but it would be a lie. Adult life is nothing but sleep deprivation.