And if we'd all like to take something much better away from the NBA, here's Neil Gaiman on Ursula K. Le Guin and her acceptance speech for her so, so deserved lifetime achievement award.

Listen, I've heard En Vogue's "Free Your Mind," too. You're not going to educate me on the minority experience in America any more than my life already has. There's a massive difference between flustered, furious and crazy. As a person of color, a "plus size" person, and a gay person I'm very familiar with what…

Misophonia sufferers, unite! (Quietly.)

I got my license on a manual 14 years ago and I used to drive for a living, so let's not play pissing contest and talk about the safest way to operate a vehicle.

I have a ground floor apartment in a major U.S. city, sooooooooooooo.... this gives me a full-on case of the "icks" and the "scareds" and the *sobs*

Hey, there's no need to be so fucking classist. These aren't "tuxedo cats"; they're just dressed reasonably: it's after five, and they're not farmers.

I ate four Butterfingers today. Not those pathetic little "fun size" ones either. The two-piece "share packs."

And Ayn would hate, hate, very much hate both Paul and Rand. Imagining her sneering at their thirstiness warms my heart-cockles.

The GWIM WEEPER??

Has a dick pic ever worked for anyone ever? "You have deplorable table manners, your stance on same sex marriage is alarming, and your relationship with your mother has a distinct Psycho vibe. However, your penis is pleasingly shaped and the crown has a certain joie de vivre. How soon can we marry?"

You should have gone to the bathroom and said "I'll send you something too", then sent him a picture of a bigger dick.

I never reply on anything but, as an Israeli I feel the urge to explain that this is not how we all are. I for once am so ashamed in even saying that I am an Israeli at this time. I feel for all people that suffer, wether they're Palestinian or Israeli. I wish everybody could just understand that there are extremists…

As a forty-something black man who has a body eerily similar to Prince Fielder's in terms of girth, quads, calves and bulbous midsection I have to say I am impressed with the chutzpah it took to put said body on the cover of a national magazine (even one as terrible as ESPN the Magazine). I am so body self conscious…

Calm down, Anya, they're just bunnies.

Because they are children. They do not have the mental capacities of adults and still have developing brains. Trying children as adults is both inhumane and ineffective.

I've always had a weakness for men who specialize in bird law.

She asked for multiple things, sure, but she also both justified some of them, and noted that some would be more difficult than others. And these weren't demands, they were asks. By ending by asking what they thought, she made it quite clear she wasn't demanding them.

I wish they would use the word rape in these news articles. 'Forced to commit acts of prostitution'= she was raped by her kidnappers and then raped by multiple other men to the financial benefit of her captors.

Ahh, yes. My ex-boyfriend was thin and looked great in clothes. But naked, he sort of resembled a droopy stick figure. His butt was bizarrely flat without any muscle or fat in it, so touching it was like grabbing at pudding. When he ate a large meal, it gave him a potbelly until it was properly digested so you could…