Shout out to the soundtrack, which got all of my middle school friends into the kind of music my parents raised us on. For one shining month, my taste in tunes was actually cool.

I’ll only be happy if the donation was made in Beatrice’s name.

you seem fun

As a now pregnant person (who admittedly was 100% for living, sentient humans getting to make their own medical decisions without government involvement before being a pregnant person), I struggle even more with women who have been pregnant and men who have lived with pregnant women who don’t then realize the…

Don’t you mean he was “Brunched” in the face?

Ooh, ooh, I have one!

Did you bother to read the whole story or the comments?

Really, I HAD NO IDEA.

I mean, I tend to have trouble trusting people smarter than me too.

DON'T GET MARRIED if you are already resentful. That shit doesn't get better with time. I have seen too many of my friends go through awful divorces in the last few years (I am at "that age'). Postpone it until major life decisions get figured out. Yes, it will suck money-wise to postpone, but in the long run, it…

Oh if this we're a game, I would win.

Even if they hadn't divorced....

Just change the street name to Ate Ass. Fixed.

"This is one of those tragic situations where somebody is now without a home and for such a minor reason," said Frankfort Police Major Robert Warfel. "It's disturbing."

Child porn is not illegal because it's morally corrupting. It's illegal because it portrays a crime. Banning media simply because we find it distasteful or immoral is a really bad idea. There are a lot of things in your life that Ted Cruz finds distasteful and immoral and he could be our next president — do you really…

Are you also working on your night cheese?

As if I needed another reason to love Terry Crews.

Wait Wait Don't Tell me and This American Life (which spawned Serial and of which the first Serial podcast was an original episode that I listened to in my car live) are National Public Radio programs that have been around since the 90s. These aren't new, hip phenomena. Frankly I'm thrilled that podcasts of these…

If it was a cultural norm to poke customers in the eyeballs, it wouldn't make it any less of a dick move.

At some holiday gathering when I was seven, all the boy cousins insisted on playing a game that appeared to involve swords and riding the dog like a horse, and they wouldn't let the girls play. A relative helpfully suggested that that game was "boy stuff" anyway and we should go play with the girl toys...you know,…