Pitaro was hoisted by his own Le Batard.

El Trafico is semi-legit, because it was coined mostly by fans, not MLS. The league had been trying to do some sort of “LA Clasico” branding BS, which thankfully didn’t stick.

I love MLS, I watch it nearly every week and I genuinely want the league to succeed, but,

It’s fine and the people who complain about it are much more annoying than the thing itself.

FYI, if they have an accent when they come back or ever say ‘I forget the word in English’, you’re legally allowed to bludgeon them with a hammer.

“Purple and orange? When have those ever gone well together?”

I’ll wait for the Jomboy Breakdown.  

Nah, this was way more entertaining than adhering to baseball’s stupid, archaic unspoken ‘rules’.

Probably not the smartest move, but honestly, I’d like to see more acts of good sportsmanship like it.  Argue away Turner!

That man is a national treasure.

Woody is just a Big Baby.

Jordan wouldn't have let Steve Kerr coach a team that beat him in 3 Finals. He would have punched him for trying. And two for flinching.

Edibles man. Sometimes you misjudge the quantity and this is the result.

I’m sure watching it on grass makes the experience even better.

LeBron James will also never got caught shaving points to pay his gambling debts and secretly get suspended for 2 years. So, you're right, he'll never be MJ!

First I asked myself who would want a collector’s jersey commemorating LeBron’s saddest season yet. Then I remembered how many people hate LeBron. 

Michiganders can rarely tell the difference.

A word of advice, no one else likes when you play devil's advocate.

The way that Jeep just kind of flips into the driveway, seemingly normally parked, is pretty amazing, too.

I never realized I could want something this badly before.