Bernie wishes he was FDR. He's no FDR. 

A tomato.

Did a Russian write this

This is Turtledovean-level alt-history, and I want to see the movie made about it ASAP.

He wasn’t talking about Asians, your grandpa was talking about the plague of porcelain or china homunculi that wonder this country between 1927 and 1962. For a long time the problem seemed unsolvable and destiny to just keep getting worse.

J-Dubs, dude-bro, it’s almost like the NBA is a business in which players exchange their talent and effort for monetary compensation and thus will secure legally binding agreements to ensure they get the best compensation possible for their very small window of viable service.

Yeah, she ended up with a game loss for I think the third penalty of the match. It may not have been the sole determining factor in the result, but we’ve all seen plenty of men go on louder, harsher rants against tennis referees and not get punished like that, let alone in a grand slam final.

That’s a bummer. This is one of my all-time favorites and I was ready to give another $10; I’m not going to mess with microtransactions.

Requiring a constant internet connection is what really killed Mario Run, not the pricetag. 

True. I can hear those ultrasonic mouse repellents, but only when I’m tired. Human hearing isn’t even consistent with one person, let alone all people.

> elderly

Yeah, I’m 35 and I can still hear these things. I understand it’s pretty common for people with sensory sensitivity to be able to hear things most can’t.

as a new yorker, i can absolutely confirm to you that shitty behavior in public late at night is not even remotely limited to 13-25 year olds/under-30s. lmao

One customer on a mail route I carried had something similar to this to deter squirrels. I could hear it from across the block. I finally asked her what it was for (because I had no idea) and she said that people weren’t supposed to hear it, only squirrels.

Armored Mewtwo looks a little different than he did in the main series.

Since it apparently isn’t an EX Raid exclusive, I might be able to get it when it hopefully comes to Research Breakthroughs eventually. Though I’ll probably end up getting Latios the entire time it's there...

Now I want armored versions of other Pokemon! Give me Armored Exeggutor so I can call it Balls of Steel!

Give credit to the Dodgers for some ferocious plate discipline, especially the guys who walked with two strikes on them. Two strikes, two out, down a run in the bottom of the ninth. You have to be pretty cold to hold back on just about any pitch within reach in that situation.

Did I miss something? Jaxson Hayes is a Pelican

Was at the game last night and it was more ridiculous ending than the two balk offs I’ve witnessed.

Since it was a weekday non-giveaway game, the crowd was pretty thinned out by the end but those of us who stuck around to take our lumps had the stadium rumbling.

It’s always fun to see 20,000 idiots with nowhere better…