He basically said that him yelling at players for doing nothing is the same thing as what Muncy did. So his quote actually shows he’s a complete dumb ass

American fans tried to respond with the Star-Bangled Banner but then they forgot the words.

It’s a slow news day in Splinterville.

As is the entire park...don’t know why anyone would expect this to be different.

What in the everloving fuck is going on here.

“Yeah, Bigfoot, that’s the ticket!” Me, nervously, after making a mess in the Sideling Hill rest stop along the PA turnpike in 2006.

All the jokes on this post so far are terrible, but yours is especially terrible for how thirsty it is.  

I’m far less offended by the view of the ass than the advertisement for the University of Phoenix.

Cindy McCain was completely disgusted with this behavior and called police and stadium security.....on Kenley Jansen 

From the people who brought you the Batter’s Eye: here’s the Pitcher’s Hole

What an ass.

This would suggest that the waistcoat is very tight. Positively straining to contain his gut. So there is bound to be some grunting. Possibly some wheezing.

Then he should probably never be photographed near George

Charles doesn’t look any better. He left “dapper” behind years ago. I’m guessing the target of that thousand yard stare is a bottle of scotch.

A proper waistcoat should never sit lower than the tailcoat. I know that has become somewhat fashionable to show a little of white peeking out but with proper white tie and tails this is a big don’t. Trump looks ridiculous with that how much is showing. I think Melania’s smile has something to do with how much of a…

If the sleeves were shorter you’d see that the Queen has bigger hands.

Suits by hefty. 

Trump definitely buys clothes off the rack to save money.

Michael Phelps could literally have gills and webbed toes and nobody would give a shit because the world wants to celebrate rather than body-police world class athleticism in male athletes.

As an ode to my name sake.