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“Since 2009, Semenya has been targeted by the international governing body for track, the International Association of Athletics Federations, as well as officials connected to the broader Olympic movement. These organizations claim Semenya has a naturally high level of testosterone, and that means she should not be…

No one on this list deserves to be Han, which is why he’s not on here. What, you think I’m gonna let fuckin’ Beto O’Rourke or Pete Buttigieg be Han? Hell no. Those guys would never be capable of getting out of the chaotic heist game and setting up a successful drift circuit in Tokyo. Don’t you dare tell me I “forgot”…

I NEVER KNEW THE GODDAMN ELBOW WAS SO EFFECTIVE AGAINST ABOBO!

“His favorite game is apparently Double Dragon, which seems like a completely generic answer until you remember that Double Dragon stars two ripped brothers, Billy and Jimmy, who fight a gang of ninjas to rescue Billy’s girlfriend, the kind of dumb video game premise that seems to perfectly capture the extent of the…

Given your name and icon I can only assume that you’re Thundercracker, specifically the one from the IDW comics who writes terrible screenplays.

He HATES Kawhi because of the Spurs saga. 

+1 gift basket

That ball spent so much time on the rim Derek Jeter just proposed to it

The best part of this whole thing is how absolutely furious Skip Bayless is right now. 

Being a Rockers fan was the best... until Michaels put Jannetty through the barbershop window. =(

The Rockers were a great tag team back in the day.

Nope, anyone who roots for Shawn Michaels and Marty Jannetty are assholes.

You missed the other thing that’s been consistent about this entire Raptors run: 

Yes good beer. You need to try Indio and Montejo (Leon in other Mexican states).

No kidding. What I usually do, and this has always worked, is put the weed in a small ziploc bag, then duck tape around the bag a few times, then put that bag in another bag, then put the whole thing in a third ziploc. Then I stuff it down into a small jar of peanut butter, cut a six inch slit in my stomach just below…

The McDonald’s by my childhood home was Detroit sports-themed and they had this cover framed on the wall by my favorite table. Even through the computer screen it smells like Big Mac

haha...there’s something so beautifully Deadspin about someone who didn’t read the article calling out a comment by someone who did for not reading the article...