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“Since 2009, Semenya has been targeted by the international governing body for track, the International Association of Athletics Federations, as well as officials connected to the broader Olympic movement. These organizations claim Semenya has a naturally high level of testosterone, and that means she should not be…

No one on this list deserves to be Han, which is why he’s not on here. What, you think I’m gonna let fuckin’ Beto O’Rourke or Pete Buttigieg be Han? Hell no. Those guys would never be capable of getting out of the chaotic heist game and setting up a successful drift circuit in Tokyo. Don’t you dare tell me I “forgot”…

I NEVER KNEW THE GODDAMN ELBOW WAS SO EFFECTIVE AGAINST ABOBO!

“His favorite game is apparently Double Dragon, which seems like a completely generic answer until you remember that Double Dragon stars two ripped brothers, Billy and Jimmy, who fight a gang of ninjas to rescue Billy’s girlfriend, the kind of dumb video game premise that seems to perfectly capture the extent of the…

Given your name and icon I can only assume that you’re Thundercracker, specifically the one from the IDW comics who writes terrible screenplays.

I read you buddy!!

That’s great news!

He HATES Kawhi because of the Spurs saga. 

+1 gift basket

That ball spent so much time on the rim Derek Jeter just proposed to it

The best part of this whole thing is how absolutely furious Skip Bayless is right now. 

Being a Rockers fan was the best... until Michaels put Jannetty through the barbershop window. =(

The Rockers were a great tag team back in the day.

Nope, anyone who roots for Shawn Michaels and Marty Jannetty are assholes.

I remember when I was a kid how much the year 2000 sounded like the future and all the crazy shit we would for sure have by then.

And I’ll be old as shit........ If I’m even still alive, I’ll be 40 years old. 

He gets stabbed deeply in the abdomen when killing Henry - the blind DJ - and when he goes back to where he has Ty - the kid he’s abducted - tied up, Ty who had gotten a hand free first grabs him by the balls until something rips, then jams his hand into the knife wound and starts pulling Chummy’s intestines out, loop…