I’m embarrassed that it took me a minute to get this.

i sparked a silent one in bed one night that woke up my girlfriend just by smell. i call it the fart that ate santa monica

My theory is that Molly saw that Max was about to cough and made the split second decision to blow a little ass, hoping the exceptionally loud sounds of Stephen talking and Max coughing would cover up her shame.  Do you know why no one laughed or looked upset when it happened?  Because it was a girl!  I, and all men,…

i didn’t just tear up, YOU just teared up 

Do people really believe Ty Lue is a better coach than Walton?

he’s always been a huge diva. 

This would be better if Billups had rolled onto the set in a wheelchair, then jumped up and did a lap around the desk.

In light of Dirck retiring, Pierce was heard claiming that in fact Paul Pierce is the greatest international player in the NBA.

My favorite part of this article is the description “former Washington Wizard.” 

This is more clarification than I ever could have hoped to receive and I thank you for it. 

No, that is “Me cago en la leche de madre”

I hereby name this graphic “The Heart Shart”

LOL @ the Angels being able to get a person from 2nd home without having Trout at bat.

You can’t stop Joel Embiid. You can only hope to contain him.

Are you claiming that a civilised country creates prisons in which inmates, many of whom come from backgrounds of abuse, violence and poverty, should be so debased that they are encouraged to commit acts of violence against each other? Perhaps you need some education. I suggest you take a look at how a country such as…

Did you read the article?  It’s inmate on inmate violence that’s out of control.  Sure, criminal justice reform would be beneficial, and more oversight is a good idea.  But you’re talking like the guards are doing this or something.

Soccer has governing bodies at the league, national, continental and world levels that can enforce punishments that may be detrimental to a player/team’s/league’s bottom line. Baseball has a commissioner who is hired by and answers to the 30 owners who’s only goal is to make more money. 

And all Cowboy fans would talk about is how great his dick used to be in the early 90's.