what do you know about the cold, you hairy ass Yankees fan...

Your argument that the only candidate who can win is a white man is fucking tiresome. Shut the fuck up about it already. 

Caucuses can’t be fixed, they can only be eliminated in favor of primaries.  Which Bernie is not willing to do.

That’s cute, Aiden. Still mad the big bad negroes won’t let you out of the grays on The Root. Let’s see how bad my roasting is going

😂😂😂 and they wonder why we don’t fuck with Bernie or his stans lol.

LMAO. Look at all these rustled white jimmies

I come here because Gawker is dead, but it really is no replacement.  

Daniel should just always point out that he is the most souther MFer on the grid.

Can we please not forget he dropped his pregnant girlfriend for Khloe?  Khloe!!!! STOP!  He’s a piece of shit.  Woods did not break up your fam.

I stopped buying Pringles when I realized that I can’t help but eat an entire can in one sitting.

You’re going to hell. Save me a seat on the bus. +1.

13 year deal? This is such a dumb plan. So, in 2032, the Phillies plan to pay $15million to a 39 year old Harper, after the west coast gets washed out to sea in 2025 and the entire country is in the rubble of nuclear fallout?
Great plan, geniuses! 

Dozens of people can finally breathe out.

To really put the duration of this contract into perspective, when it expires, R. Kelly will try to have sex with it.

#FFS can we please retire the term “jackbooted” ?

This is a good take because drivers are never distracted and couldn’t possibly hit a pedestrian paying attention and legally crossing the road.

I want to encourage all the Gawkerati who apparently desire to burn everything to the ground, to venture out to the Ohio/WV/Kentucky tri-state, and proudly tell all those poor saps out there how they bravely stood up to the forces of gentrification and told Amazon that the city didn’t need those 25,000 jobs.