By “their men” you mean the ones that are their close blood relatives, right?

Y’all Qaeda’s big difference is their wimmenfolk gotta look sexy for their men.

Because your tailgate handle would than have to be moved off center, which is a no-no from a styling perspective.

If you’re using a tow ball as an attachment point for anything other than a trailer, you’re fucking stupid.

Shh!  The Gummi Bears are a secret.  Don’t let others ruin this gem from our childhoods.

The Porco Rossco one mostly makes me sad it’s not the Sea Duck. Friends for life through thick and thin with another Tale Spin!

Would you suck dick to fire Dolan?

Me, in the actual article above this comment: “I’m a Wizards fan.”

Honestly, I’ve spent 10 solid minutes at my desk at work trying not to burst out laughing at “Borf Beanes.”

I agree with all of El Yucateco’s sauces, but especially the Habanero Black Label Reserve! You can tell it has been aged in casks for some time, and has a nice, earthy flavor. And it’s only $2.74/bottle. I also really like that they don’t use vinegar in their sauces, which give them a more natural pepper flavor! They…

I agree with all of El Yucateco’s sauces, but especially the Habanero Black Label Reserve! You can tell it has been…

El Yucateco’s Habanero hot sauce is the best. It is actually “hot,” unlike a lot of others, has a great consistency (i.e., not too watery), and is easy to find in nearly every grocery store. https://shop.padillagroup.com/collections/el-yucateco-hot-sauces/products/el-yucateco-8-oz-bottles-full-case

El Yucateco’s Habanero hot sauce is the best. It is actually “hot,” unlike a lot of others, has a great consistency…

Trashcan Lamprey.

I’ve got a feeling the driver has short cropped blonde hair, asks to speak to the manager all the time and is named Susan, Karen or Linda.

The very best evidence against the superiority of white people is the existence of the very people who argue in support of white superiority.

Seems to me that Ann Coulter’s tweet proves she doesn’t understand.

Seems to me that Ann Coulter’s tweet proves she doesn’t understand the difference between a citizen and someone who happens to be in the area the time.

Goose wouldn’t have even been in the plane, since there ain’t no RIO in an F-35. Ergo, Goose is still alive. 

With a clutch so heavy and industrial, your left leg will look like the hulk in about 3 weeks of driving.

They would have put them in the microwave but Trump removed all of them when he heard Obama used them to spy on him. 

Soggy fries served in paper cups with the presidential seal is probably the most apt metaphor for this presidency.