You need to add the music, too.

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Every time I drive by their HQ in Seattle and wonder to myself  “how in the fuck are these clowns still in business?”

And all Cowboy fans would talk about is how great his dick used to be in the early 90's.

I’m always amazed at the contrasts between NFL owners; here Robert Kraft is trying to stifle video of his massage parlor visit, while Jerry Jones would license it, release it on DVD (after adding a “Making of” feature as bonus material), and offer it for on-demand streaming…

what do you know about the cold, you hairy ass Yankees fan...

Your argument that the only candidate who can win is a white man is fucking tiresome. Shut the fuck up about it already. 

Caucuses can’t be fixed, they can only be eliminated in favor of primaries.  Which Bernie is not willing to do.

That’s cute, Aiden. Still mad the big bad negroes won’t let you out of the grays on The Root. Let’s see how bad my roasting is going

😂😂😂 and they wonder why we don’t fuck with Bernie or his stans lol.

LMAO. Look at all these rustled white jimmies

I come here because Gawker is dead, but it really is no replacement.  

Daniel should just always point out that he is the most souther MFer on the grid.

I am absolutely saying hes an idiot.

Yes. I have had plenty of successful, employee-free self checkout experiences. The few that I do need someone for I know I will now (ex: buying spray paint at Home Depot, because of ID checks). I did retail cashiering for awhile, I know how to bag my shit and get out.

BUT, I want to start a rule: If you are at a store…

Counter-point: Self-checkout (when properly configured and working) is the best.

Can we please not forget he dropped his pregnant girlfriend for Khloe?  Khloe!!!! STOP!  He’s a piece of shit.  Woods did not break up your fam.