Would you suck dick to fire Dolan?

Me, in the actual article above this comment: “I’m a Wizards fan.”

Honestly, I’ve spent 10 solid minutes at my desk at work trying not to burst out laughing at “Borf Beanes.”

You win the internet today sir. 

To be fair, those pigs were best in show for a few years...
And now they’ve been putting lipstick on the lipstick pig’s corpses for most of a decade.

I bet you stand in line to get your phone every year.

lol Apple: Putting lipstick on a pig since 1976

I agree with all of El Yucateco’s sauces, but especially the Habanero Black Label Reserve! You can tell it has been aged in casks for some time, and has a nice, earthy flavor. And it’s only $2.74/bottle. I also really like that they don’t use vinegar in their sauces, which give them a more natural pepper flavor! They…

I agree with all of El Yucateco’s sauces, but especially the Habanero Black Label Reserve! You can tell it has been…

El Yucateco’s Habanero hot sauce is the best. It is actually “hot,” unlike a lot of others, has a great consistency (i.e., not too watery), and is easy to find in nearly every grocery store. https://shop.padillagroup.com/collections/el-yucateco-hot-sauces/products/el-yucateco-8-oz-bottles-full-case

El Yucateco’s Habanero hot sauce is the best. It is actually “hot,” unlike a lot of others, has a great consistency…

Trashcan Lamprey.

I’ve got a feeling the driver has short cropped blonde hair, asks to speak to the manager all the time and is named Susan, Karen or Linda.

The very best evidence against the superiority of white people is the existence of the very people who argue in support of white superiority.

The casting is less problematic than you’d think. At the time it’s set (10th century according to Google) Spain and parts of France were controlled by an Arab Caliphate. And the medieval Mulsim world was incredibly diverse and cosmopolitan. Up to an including high level government functionaries.

Even back then I thought it was weird to cast Antonio Banderas as a Middle Easterner but that movie is still pretty solid. It holds up well.

“...like this one’s mother.”

Lazers that can only work with a big f***ing diamond

and produced The 13th Warrior, a Norse-mythology-meets-Antonio-Banderas (cast as an Arab man, which was apparently an OK thing to do in 1999...) adventure based on Crichton’s historical fantasy Eaters of the Dead. Just to name a few.

STOP EATING MY SESAME CAKE!

Seems to me that Ann Coulter’s tweet proves she doesn’t understand.