Goose wouldn’t have even been in the plane, since there ain’t no RIO in an F-35. Ergo, Goose is still alive. 

With a clutch so heavy and industrial, your left leg will look like the hulk in about 3 weeks of driving.

All fine and good until Sarah Connor shows up at a game and the shoes try to murder her.

Calling it (like I’m sure others are), it’s all a hoax set up by Mysterio to make himself look good while he plans some nefarious scheme.

“Who’s the new owner? We don’t know yet.”

They would have put them in the microwave but Trump removed all of them when he heard Obama used them to spy on him. 

It’s effectively irrelevant whether it’s “good politics” or not, because it’s all personal to him. His cult will declare that it’s a brilliant move, but at the end of the day the rest of us are all getting a well-deserved laugh at his trash ass. And our laughter hurts his feelings a lot more than the increasingly…

Soggy fries served in paper cups with the presidential seal is probably the most apt metaphor for this presidency. 

All this food was served at room temp (at best) or cold, which makes it exponentially worse. 

It’s still painful that I coundn’t catch him and had to give up after dickety six miles.

How about that time you had to chase the Kaiser because he stole the word for “twenty”?

A bunch of us, who worked as strikebreakers in the 30’s, have been hired to put an end to these demonstrations.

Ford calls it a “takedown artist.”

So I probably shouldn’t have watched that video at work without headphones, got a ton of dirty looks from my coworkers. Not because of the sound, but because I was masturbating.

Even some progressives who admire AOC, as she’s nicknamed, told POLITICO that they worry she’s not using her notoriety effectively.

Yeah, I’m just going to go ahead and put Shafi in the Caitlyn Jenner “Sure the GOP despises the very existence of people like me and would love to see us wiped off the face of the planet. But they’ll keep my taxes low.” category of fucking idiot. 

Joke’s on them!  All the location data pointed to was a statue of Paul Kruger in South Africa!

Southern Strategy worked on men and women.   Remember these are the descendants of the “families” who brought their children to the Sunday lynchings after the church picnics.

He’s already lost, so the farther along all this nonsense goes, maybe just MAYBE some of the brainwashed idiots will see through his bluster and go “holy shit, what is this guy actually doing here?”

I’m sure she (Minton) also gets all aflutter when called a nazi.