It was truly a much rougher league back then.

Reminds me of the time Tim Duncan dunked on Kevin Garnett and then gave him sensible advice on the importance of a portfolio that contains a good blend of stocks, bonds and cash, with the stocks divided up evenly between small, mid and large caps.

WHY HAVEN’T I EVER GOOGLED THIS?!

I would absolutely watch a documentary on this basketball maneuver.

Welcome (preemptively) to the grays!

Yes, Senator Warren attempted to use said DNA test to address endless Republican accusations gain preferential treatment. Damned if you do, damned if you don’t. Next question.

This story scores a 8.5 out of 10 on the Oberlin Cafeteria Protest Outrage Scale 

For someone who’s so tired of this, you sure write a shit load about it.

I don’t see anything wrong with that--looks like a lovely day! /Canadian

1: What the everloving fuck?

It never stops astonishing me that we have an actual avatar of all the worst aspects of humanity as our president. He’s a massive, distended tick: full to bursting on petty malice and grease instead of blood. Well, also maybe some blood.

1. That swollen, ambulatory anal gland doesn’t know shit.

Jesus Fucking Christ... I’m coming to my end of being able to process this man’s idiocy. I truly fear for my American friends.

30 years ago. Was this a trick question?

Please fuck off to whatever mouthbreather site you came from. 

Sweetie, you’re not very bright.

“they don’t believe that any responsibility should have to accompany a social benefit such as Medicaid,”

I’m conflicted between superbug that creates a global pandemic (possibilities include superflu, new black death, or zombie-fungus, amongst others), or gargantuan prehistoric sea creatures that used to feast on megalodons that break free and wreak havoc across the oceans, a danger which will only progress as sea levels…

Heck, I’m actually surprised the cops didn’t shoot some random black person in the vicinity for the ‘crime’ of ‘being black in while in the area of a crime.’ It’s not like they haven’t before...on multiple occasions.

I'm surprised the cops didn’t shoot the black guy to “deny the perp a hostage.”