But muh battle tanks!

Single Payer-ghazi?

No mames Uly! Esto’s putos ni se la hallan!

She need to start promising more pictures posing with granite parrots in the middle of coitus.

Uh huh, I bet the soda they “found” was floating in the water as well.

Was it next to the six buck Dirty Ass Asparagus Water?

What the fuck? Why is she dragging the bread through that dirty ass water? Plastic bread bags aren’t fucking waterproof!

Had the same thing happen to me about 5 years ago. Me and my GF at the time were apartment hunting and somewhere along the line we picked up a stowaway. Drove around town for about 2 more hours before going pack to our old place and hearing this. (Sorry about the crappy lighting. I took it with my old Motorola Atrix.)

I say you she dead!

Or you know, play the old Robocop game. (how you manage this isn’t any of my business)

Are we sure she’s from Canada? There is not one single “Eh” in any of those.

Not what other people call it but I usually call it a beanie.

For those that completely missed the reference Bfunk was alluding to.

bar stuff you say?

I owned a 1992 Maxima SE. I Sold it to buy my G8 GT, and even though I love my G8, I still miss my Maxima.

Can’t wait for the news to be flooded with reports of people going to the hospital with corneal burns.

BOTH!

What if I told you that legally in Florida you can turn into any lane you want?

There is no “proper lane” to make a U-turn into Florida. You can make a U-Turn into any lane you want.