In order to successfully complete a U-turn, you will need to follow a few steps.

The officer didn’t have shit. He was driving at 104 mph with no lights on and covered 2.5 city blocks in 6 seconds. That’s how far away the Smart Car was when the U turn was initiated.

Why? Whats wrong? Does his lisp not scream Ubermensch?

Same guy.

What if Fred didn’t hug his kid because he was in fact a shitty kid?

Well he did wear a Tan Suit... /s

The VX? No performance? That thing was actually pretty damn capable off road.

To where? I don’t think anyone is willing to take his giant orange ass.

Back in my day these fucking abominations where called Fruit Baskets! And we didn’t eat those fucking things either!

“Not just for Cruise Ships anymore!”

Trump wishes. WISHES! he had hair like that.

Take your star and hang your head in shame...

It does exist. It’s called a Certificate of Naturalization.

Uh... Hello? Benghazi? I mean seriously.

If the Inland Empire = California’s Florida. what does that make OC?

That’s also because they don’t have to obtain warrants for the raids. But what do we expect from the guys who couldn’t pass a background check to be Mall Cops.

The collect call robot operator got me.

And it looks like Ironstache is about to eat his lunch...

Sounds to me like you dodged a bullet. She was probably going to offer up free tickets to one of their “shows.”