At least they waited until their vehicle safely fit into the lane they were merging into!

Also if your bank only takes rolls of coins chances are they will want you to write your account down on each roll. It happened to me at B 0f A and Citi Bank

You seriously think that this is what Stop and Go traffic is? If you want to call the Cop on something, call them on not being a CHP. They are clearly Sheriff or Local PD (All CHP Cruisers have to be clearly marked by state law.) but the only dumb ass in that video was the Sequoia driver.

Still not an excuse and honestly the Sequoia still had enough time to merge over with out cutting any one off. There was at least 1/2 of a mile before what appears to be the FasTrak entrance.

Then fucking wait until they let you in or there is a space large enough for you to merge into, and seriously even if you aren’t familiar with the are and the Nav going, it lets you know your Exit / Off / On ramp is coming up at least a mile down the road. Trying to merge over in a hurry is no excuse.

From the California DMV Handbook:

If there’s a Mexican Grocery store around where you live grab a bag of house made chips.

Pictured: Bob Sagat

Technically not actual Pasta Dough but it will give you an idea how how it might work.

Can’t take full credit. I think autocorrect on my phone made that happen. But either way, you’re welcome?

+1 Eucharist

That picture does look like it was taken with a fucking Potato 

Picture needs context. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Soiling_of_Old_Glory

Just to be the voice of reason here, Wile E. Coyote “Super Genius” has used rocket powered skates (ice and roller), rocket powered skis, skis and a harpoon with a rocket strapped to his back and a rocket powered sled on and off rails.

Throw in a butter croissant and shit will get real.

Really? You don’t say? We’ll in all my years of driving I never heard of that. Come on dude, everyone else got that it was implied that’s what happened. Keep up.

If you don’t have a power saw and want to save some time, most home centers will cut lumber to a specified size for something like 50 cents per cut after the first 2 cuts. But you want something cut accurately you’re going to have to be on them to make sure it’s done right.

Not so much affording as having to start all over. I’ve built up a pretty secure Career (thank goodness I switched jobs back before the great recession) down here doing consulting for different government agencies. I own my own place and currently have enough disposable income to get me in trouble, and I’m 20 minutes…

If Magic is smart he lets his GM and their team run day to day operations (Pelinka is rumored to be front runner for position). That’s what Dr. Buss was great at. He trusting the people he hired because they knew more than he did in regards to personnel moves all he did was OK or Reject movies based on all the…