I’ve said before, but I still don’t get the one sided hate thing. We like you folk up there, we even think it’s kind of nice. We just chose to not live up there is all.

Every once in a while you get some shit bird who doesn’t know how to behave. Just last night, I was leaving an Albertson’s on Artesia and Western, and some dickhead who layed on his horn because I correctly followed the “Driver on the Right goes first” 4 way Stop sign intersection rule.

Well this is an easy solution, I mean all you have to do is get the pitcher to pitch from second base. But he better get his shit together or they are going to send him to Omaha and isn’t even from there.

Jack off to German Shit porn?

So if Swags would have instead crossed over the ever living fuck out of #5 to the point you heard his ankles physically snap it would have been a Tech because he humiliated the defender?

If we are talking strictly coaching record Doc is barely above the .500 mark for his career and that championship was more a credit to KG, Allen, Pierce and a chippy as fuck Tony Allen.

God help me, I’m saying this as a Lakers fan, but Pierce was great player before KG and Allen got there. Walker and Pierce got Celts into the Eastern Conference Finals in 02 losing the Jason Kidd, K Mart, Jefferson Nets.

It was a chain. We had one at our local mall. I live in the Los Angeles South Bay area.

This guy probably talks to his wife about how the hottest stripper at the bar was interested in him, and it was real, so she better stay in line and or else.

I said it last week I’ll say it again this week... El Salvador...It’s really the goat that gives it away.

Chris Paul - “Crude and slow, your attack was no better then that of a clumsy child.”

+1 neuticle

I am a product of L.A.U.S.D. Years K-12. Along the way I had some really shitty teachers and some amazing ones.

El Salvador.

+1 Detachable Phallus

An ice cold Corona Familiar aka a Caguama, in México on a hot day on the beach = awesome. Corona off the shelf in any American Store = Pepe LePew. Also I drink any of the following Modelo Especial and Negra, Dos X Ámbar, Indio, Cerveza Barillito, Pacífico.

So a fountain that spouts shitty beer is about games? OK buddy, what ever helps you sleep at night.

Corona? That is probably one skunky fountain.

A kid that age is flexible and resilient as fuck...go ahead a laugh it’s OK. I teared up I laughed so hard.

Santa Clarita is patrolled by L.A. County Sheriff. The problem is most of the guys out on Patrol are in their their 20's. Those guys have never seen a station wagon let a lone a jump seat. They are the minivan generation.