+1 for not minding Skyline, -1 for hating Graeters. Have you had the Buckeye Blitz?

I'm with you here, Marchman.

This is the worst thing I've ever read.

I've shared this anecdote before but one of my best friends moved to Nashville last year and met Britton at a park while she was out with her kids (Britton and my friend have sons the same age). My friend, who is pretty oblivious in general and definitely when it comes to famous people, had absolutely no clue who…

I always laugh at the child star dichotomy when watching the Harry Potter movies. You can gaze and marvel as Neville Longbottom slowly morphs into this:

Fiveheads unite!

I agree that there is something to be said about not peaking early. Who wants to look their best in middle school?

WTF!

I wonder if Scalia's daughter said the f-word when she was arrested for driving drunk through a McDonald's drive-thru with 3 kids in her car? (She pleaded guilty and was ordered to $1500 in fines/fees, perform 140 hours community service and placed under court supervision for something like 18 months.)

Go home American Apparel, you're drunk.

Tastes like bacon and go for the low sodium one.

Baconnaise isn't too bad. It's kind of like mayo with smoke flavoring.

This is kind of how I feel when I yell "DICKTATION" and no one understands me.

DemonPunchCerb, you are wrong, and you have a lot to learn about transgendered persons.

Fuck that "comedian." Fuck everyone defending this piece of shit too.

Usually I would just say, "if you marry for money you deserve what you get", but given China's poverty and different social expectations it just sounds mean.

If I die, tell my wife "Hello".

I hate fake pumpkin. I love real pumpkin.
Try this in your coffee and make a PSL at home. It's the most amazing fall beverage (after cider, of course). You can even heat it up and add it to warm milk.

All I know is my gut says maybe.

This is how I feel about the PSL at Dunkin. Like a diabetic pumpkin gorged on (low quality) Halloween candy, kicked it, and then was ground up and sprinkled into my goddamn drink.