I'll be honest, I have not. BUT- I cannot imagine anything beating Jeni's brambleberry crisp. That shit should probably be illegal because it has to be made with crack.

My sister lives in Cincy. I actually like skyline (I know, I know, I suck) and the city in general is OK. But fuck Graeters. They have to put giant slabs of chocolate in their inferior ice cream just to compensate for how incredibly middling it is in terms of taste and texture. Jeni's 4 lyfe!

Blue Ash Chili is fantastic. It's not their fault if you can't handle the heart-stopping amount of cheese their masterpiece requires.

My friend works for Jeni's, and part of his job involves helping with new store openings.

If you'd asked me that at the time, I would've been like 'hell ya! Tiffany Amber Theissen me up!'. Thank sweet baby jesus no one gives middle schoolers that option...

My fivehead pretty much ruled my entire body at 14. At 30, I look more put together and balanced.

Now THAT is impressive.

Like...creamy bacon? That sounds both odd and delicious.

Baconnaise? I've always wondered what it tasted like, but had too much self-respect to find out (meaning that no one would compensate me for the task).

If that is from Pete and Pete, I think I love you.

Thank you for that. So much.

“Ties are so random, don't you reckon? What are they - just pieces of fabric? They're so weird.”

Notice how much happier the humans look than the cats and dogs...

Don't even get me started on the Viagra thing. They would NEVER legislate ANYTHING to do with old men's dicks, and oddly, religious employer don't give two shits either. But women's sexuality/health is unquestionably their business. And supposedly the war on woman is utter fiction. Oh, the rage, I feel it. I feel it…

Well, this method is sure to produce healthy, equitable relationships based on mutual respect and true love. And really solid pre-nups.

That's the smile of someone with a sad home life. And enough money to pay a dentist for medically unsafe levels of teeth whitening. Or veneers.

Thanks for the recommendation- I actually just moved close to a Trader Joes, AND I have a sore throat, so I'll have to send out a roommate to grab some!

Your gut is so fancy and well-educated!

Preach.

The biggest problem with the over abundance of pumpkin spiced bullshit is the fact that at least 75% of it tastes like artificial crap that was created by a chemist who lost his tastebuds in a horrific lab accident involving a bunsen burner and s'mores. Or like seasonal candles. The other 25%, though, is pure heaven.