Men's health is marketed to men. It's to make THEM feel like shit, especially for not dating the right woman.

Oh, idk, whether or not you can develop a booty like J.Lo. strongly depends on having the genetics for it in the first place. I used to be a marathon runner and did tons of squats after every run, and I still have a flat booty. People don't all gain muscle the same way.

well, cup size is not the whole story. it's possible that her 32Ds are medium size to look at even though they sound big.

Well, when you are right at the top or bottom, you have to slow to adjust to the changing step heights and to the end of the movement. Walking into them will just make them stumble.

Oh, so many similes for grown-ass adults and 3-yr-olds when it comes to doing things they don't want to. Do people ever grow up?

Except not all men are shaped like that. Plenty of men have curvy hips, and some men have broader hips than shoulders. Suits are tailored to make men into the trapazoidal shape, but that's tailoring, not biology.

Wait ... are you saying that in the Ukraine, men do not have balls of lava? Well, knock me over with a feather.

If you tried to stop the people in Boston from eating on public transportation, they would run you out of town on a rail. I have no problem with the practice, myself, as long as they are being neat.

Shoulder check! Actually, that might hurt. But it's fun to think about!

And this is why all these assholes who are all "Just tell him to move!" are basically just assholes.

Ugh, men sometimes. Jesus.

Not buying it. As noted elsewhere, men in other cultures don't do this. Therefore, it's not about the anatomy.

I know. Put your damn elbows in front of your body (in cases where there are no armrests) and you only get one of those armrests. Some asshole at a movie actually knocked my elbow off the armrest b/c apparently sharing isn't part of his vocabulary.

I shouldn't have to ask. If I have a bag on another seat or my arm across the back of the seat next to me, I move as soon as the car starts to get full. Guys and their balls never proactively move.

There are gender constructs in Japan, too. They just apparently don't involve airing out men's balls.

"But I mostly don't, because I feel guilty for not having done so myself."

My discourse is way more rational than yours, sugar plum.

Are they MADE OF LAVA?

This situation is one of the few times when I will overcome my repulsion of touching strangers and just press against their thighs.