"...while your friend is chugging the last of the milk before he makes a dust pan."

Well, the broken glass is convincing to me. Yeah, you need something to sweep that shit into.

I've settled an estate. Their "Settle the Estate" list? Is laughable. Fail.

Alright, I can totally picture a world where I have no beeswax on hand but do have Burt's Bees. Although, that shit is too expensive for these uses, so acquiring beeswax, or some wax, would be a priority.

Your boyfriend's father's new wife's daughter is Courtney Stodden?

"I've never done any reading on the subject"

That is not a butt on that hoodie. That is a scrotum. I do not care what she calls it. It's a scrotum.

Well, for one thing, only bloggers agree that BMI calculators are bullshit. Public health workers (it's a science-y thing) know that BMI is a valuable tool for tracking population trends.

That's not average. Men's average height is around 5'10", so the range 5'10"-6'1" skews tall for men. For women, the range of 5'10" - 6'1" doesn't just skew tall, it skews ludicrous. Average for the population is probably around 5'7".

I'm trying to picture a setting in which I do not have access to a dustpan, but I do have access to an empty milk jug.

One of the authors is associated with the Adult Industry Medical Healthcare Foundation.

Well, bless your heart.

I had a friend who was smart, attractive, charming, fun to be around, and a complete emotional and psychological wreck. Men fell all over themselves to be with her. I asked one of them about the attraction, and he said he wanted to help her. I think there is a type, the Attractive Wreck, who men really go for b/c…

They straightened her teeth. Jewel's teeth are rather famously crooked.

I am pretty sure your husband is wrong.

"would you actually suggest that losing your virginity outside of a supportive, monogamous relationship was a good thing on a grand scale?"

This is really relevant to a lot of work places. I've been directed by people who I didn't report to, and I've directed people who didn't report to me. Not all companies have direct line management schemes. The technical terms is "matrixed".

Your point is what b/c you can already file sexual harassment against them. The only that might be different is whether those women would count as supervisors or not.

Wow. The women in that stock photo sure look empowered.

"Most of the big-name analysts treated us as interchangeable widgets, not learning our names,"