omg, that’s awful. But this is also why you tie a big, colorful ribbon on your bag and look for that instead of the general shape/color of the bag.

LAWYER: You can never go back to Brazil.
Lochte: Man, but I really enjoyed Europe!

Paul Bettany fucking sucks at diving, but he was good as the Robot Boy in Avengers 2: the Avengening.

more like Leonidas of ‘Roids.

Well, that about wraps up the case, then! Good work, detective!

*cough* Thank you to Bill Simmons *cough* Thank you to Grantland *cough*

Probably about 60% of NBA conversations between me and my friend.

As a Michigan alum, holy shit I love that crazy bastard.

Man, I can’t even hate. He’s SUCH a good coach.

Looks like the cable for the rear mech. Let’s be honest. In all of this, the real highlight is, “BACK AWAY FROM THE BICYCLE.”

Don't get me wrong. I'm pulling for Porte and VanGadereren basically anyone but Froome. Still it was probably the right thing to do. Maybe a fine or penalty for running up the mountain tacked on to his finishing time would be reasonable.

And basketball is an entertainment product. Hack-a-Shaq is boring.

I don’t think people ever seriously objected on the grounds of the rulebook being sacrosanct, just that it seemed like a rule that seemed to only be designed to help a very small number of players and make them unreasonably effective given their actual abilities. It would be like pushing back the 3 point line just…

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. Presidents of cop unions are the most dangerous assholes in this country.

POLICE UNIONS.

As for Crowell admitting he was wrong and acted out of rage — Loomis says, “You’re a grown ass man, and you claim you were too emotional to know it was wrong? Think we’ll accept your apology? Kiss my ass.”

And if you want to go back even further, if Foster doesn’t have such a quick trigger finger

Really bad time for a tangent. A black man was just murdered by the police.

I mean, what you really probably need is a truck, but when your neighbor offers to sell you his 2005 Porche 911 with 30,000 miles on it for $5000, that is what you buy.

What the fuck is up with those Any Given Wednesday clips? Is Simmons in blackface??