Modric. Well done, Lukers.

It is such bullshit that Ronaldo doesn't even look at Benzema after scoring.

Yeah as others have said, the way to profiteer a nonprofit is to somehow become an expense line. So some Blatter friend gets paid $10M for consulting, etc. Turning a profit isn't all that lucrative. Running high profit margins and then spending those margins on friends and family is HIGHLY lucrative.

Chris, can we get a Deadspin Op-Ed from you on the Ray Rice, Greg Hardy, Ray Macdonald, etc stuff? I feel like almost all of us here would love your take.

Shut Up, Larry.

Now starting in central defense, Chris "Carlos Puyol" Borland.

As a niner fan, I felt you underplayed it if anything. Pro Football Focus gave him the highest run-stopper score in the league per game, fully 20% higher than second place, Luke Keuchly. His pro-football-reference comp score for his played games was Zach Thomas, whom Borland is basically a clone of.

Points allowed per 100 possessions:

Good.

Your username makes this already perfect comment even more perfect.

Let's be clear:

That's such a cop out answer, even if he is amazing.

Dear Marshawn,

I dunno... that's not a truther, I feel like he's giving her some credit.

THANK YOU.

Anyone else find is suspicious that there's SUDDENLY an allegedly awful video coming JUST AS HE'S ABOUT TO NEGOTIATE A HUNDRED MILLION DOLLAR CONTRACT???

Sometimes I forget that three of the 5 best attackers on Earth play for Barca.

Goldsberry himself says explicitly in the article that Harden's defense is better this year.

Yeah, you're probably right. But maybe you're not. Who's to say that boring prawns like district 9's wouldn't be ghettoized and ignored after a year of doing nothing?

Jerry shoulda been last.