Today I tried out the Kahlua-spiked eggnog for a late morning treat, to go with my normal half shot of brandy per mug, and it was goddamn delicious.

I am pretty familiar with sports economics and I believe it's worth more empty.

I love everything about Christmas, in particular the music, and find Little Drummer Boy utterly baffling. You win on this one.

I'm sure some people in Al-Qaeda like soccer too. Does that mean that going to a youth soccer game makes you a terrorist? You win at the absurd misdirection game.

Who wrote it and performed it is irrelevant. And if we're going to get all historical, they named the two characters "the wolf" and "the mouse". What does that tell you?

And the glory of christmases long long ago is, presumably, about the original Christmas. The only fail there is the use of plural.

The Christmas Carol is a ghost story, bro.

Baby It's Cold Outside is a freaking date rape anthem.

If by "surprised he's on an NBA roster" you mean "Every Warriors fan is terrified they can't re-sign him because his projected free agent salary has jumped from $4M to $10M plus the past 3 months" then yes, that's true.

Jim Tomsula is awesome. Everyone loves Jim Tomsula in the Bay Area (who follows the niners closely that is).

#NOTALLMEN

Tyrion Lannister would be proud.

He also carries a flip phone, and has carried a flip phone since arriving on campus.

GAY IS ON THE LOOSE

I would assume he's being ironic, given that they still think the refs screwed them out of their first super bowl under holmgren (in fairness, the refs did) and how Sherman blames literally every loss on the refs or bad luck, whereas all wins are assumed to be because of the greatness of the seahawks.

The weird thing about the strong Warriors connection is that every GSW fan knows Malone is a damn good coach, so why did all the ex-Warriors guys at Sac choose to fire him? Weird.

Yeah I don't know what the deal is, and I'm not even THAT big of a ski bro, but Sploid always seems to reference things as MEGA HUGE INSANE when it's like... that looks like the 10th best shot on any decent matchstick or warren miller video.

Does it surprise anyone even remotely that he's a lefty?

I call BS on the fish in Jack in the Box being about a fish sandwich. They merge other letters and the fish payoff seems minimal anyhow

All of the zoo logos on here are pretty awesome