Prisco also ignores the fact that Kick+TD requires the Rams to, presumably, drive 80 yards for a touchdown. Up to that point they have three points TOTAL on the day. If you're in the type of situation, you need to play for the large payoff when you have a chance.

They should have gone for it.

Yep.

PREACH

They also swear that they change the fatness assumptions based on height. I'm a tall dude and even though I am broad shouldered, a bit soft here and there, and weigh 220+ I'm somehow too thin for many "extra slim" dress shirts. I swear that the greatest crime that the Big'n'Tall stores ever committed was somehow…

I briefly scanned this, saw all the "we"s and very nearly hit send on "The best part of this is how you constantly refer to your NFL team as 'we', dumbass" snarky reply before reading your name.

The Immaculate Impregnator

Hands Up, Was Crucified

This needs so many more stars.

Aaron Godgers

Yahwayne Chrebet

The Son of Manning

Sodom and Gomorogergoodell

I think that Shock Top and Shock Top Lemon Shandy are perfectly good backyard barbeque / kids birthday party beers. I also love cider, so I got the variety pack hoping this would be the perfect solution.

The best part is when JJ Watt comes flying in at 5:45 and blows Matt Stafford the hell up

Also: You're gonna want to skip around, because it's 7 minutes and you need to get to other pressing news like reading other stupid websites. Resist this urge, it must be watched in real time to be appreciated fully.

Plus, if you never heard of Buster Olney until now, this isn't going to be what does it. This is a known baseball writer (behind a paywall!) writing to known baseball readers.

Yes, someone ask Brian Banks if falsely accusing someone of rape is less bad than jaywalking.

Actually there's been a pretty interesting conversation I've been observing on twitter among some pretty educated writers with an expertise in american (and black american) history arguing that the practical reality is that violence has been by far the most effective power of social and economic change in american…

Like the part of his testimony where he was being bludgeoned in the face and feared that one more blow would literally kill him... and yet he showed no visible sign of struggle save for a scratch on his neck and his cheek?