I still think it's up for debate what "really happened" - your interpretation takes the position of accepting some witnesses and rejecting others, often towards Wilson's story, as did the prosecutor, and you know what would have solved that? A freaking trial - but yes the reason the cops are mad is that in their mind…

Tom Colicchio tweeted out a picture of a stuffing waffle this week that looked incredible:

Someone make the "crucial catch" pun because it's right there and nobody is doing it and you're all funnier than I am.

GTFO.

Yes... except the passs interference is part of what made ODB so great. His whole flow would / should have been interrupted. Not making a catch in your own rhythm is REALLY hard.

I literally mentioned the three fingers thing when saying when he beats all these candidates for best catch ever. We're on the same page here bud.

Yes precisely. I thought the "greatest catch ever" was overwrought but ODB was better than all these by far. The other dudes were in the flow: running forward and then stabbing a hand out to catch the ball on its length with their hands. That's something they practice, even if amazing.

Then Madison Bumgarner called and said "Hey Jason do you like apples" and he said "Yeah I like apples" and then Bumgarner said "Well I just chugged seven beers while wearing three rings in my Chevy Colorado with technology and stuff, how do you like them apples!"

He does this before basically every game, BTW

I don't bet, and don't know how to bet, but I just poked around online for 2 minutes and - can someone confirm if this is true - it appears that the Sixers/Rockets game has been taken off the board. They're not even posting a spread.

You guys are all missing the point. The point is that the share of revenue that goes to the players broadly is only 50%, when the players create more or less all of the value (yes, I know owners provide stadiums and stuff, but aside from physical capital they provide very little to the fan experience, which is what's…

As a guy who has lived... this will never get old. Ever.

I for one thought this comment was really great, so thanks. People hammering you for overusing parentheses in a kinja comment need to get over it.

I hate the Patiots. I hate Tom Brady. I hate Bill Belichek. I loathe Robert Kraft and his blue shirts with white collars.

Which, it should be said, only happened because of Bill Simmons.

The lytro camera captures literally all the light hitting the sensor from a given angle. Imagine your eyeball, but with no lens... just all the light hits the retina and then your brain picks and chooses what to focus on dynamically.

How can it be unabated to the quarterback when there WAS NO QUARTERBACK?!?!?

Nobody ever made penicillin, so you're good.

Aside:: Nothing is more Kinja/Deadspin than an argument between someone whose name is "fapping sounds" with someone whose name is "dog fister".

Can we also just all agree that basically every candy bar here (snickers, milky way, muskateers, etc) is better when you get the "Dark Chocolate" special ones?