I do this every time either one is mentioned.  

Let’s Sing Country is coming out for the Switch!  You’re right, huge week!

Has Kevin Smith refused to buy new suit jackets since he lost all that weight simply to remind us all that he lost weight? Or is he trying to wear them all until he gets his “money’s worth?”

The picture makes the article,  I have never played Dungeons and Dragons, but I read the whole thing thanks to that magnificent picture.

This occurred to me too. I can see the lawyers saying “change back to your more feminine voice for the jury - they’ll go easier on you. We’ll explain the change away as poor little you having to go so far as to modify your voice just to be taken seriously in the business world.”

Is the plan still for the PS9 to be inhalable crystals?

There’s this whole narrative in the UK that Queen Elizabeth is a solid, dignified, competent, well-meaning, and conscientious woman who spends her time mostly herding and corralling her ne’er-do-well, slovenly, dim-witted, and morally bankrupt extended family.

That’s totally a legal expense.  “Let’s soften your look - make you more feminine.  Juries don’t like to drop the hammer on very feminine women.”

“One of Anja’s power is that she can absorb people and carry them around in a pocket dimension inside her mind.”

I was there and did not see him.  This is clearly staged.

I don’t want to contemplate the dreams I would have if I fell asleep to Rick and Morty.

Sorry, but what the fuck is “woke culture?”

Well, it’s definitely your fault.

As someone who grew up with the various Integras it pains me somewhat that the best Integra is also the ugliest Integra. That double-round headlight/kit car plastic generation has always left me cold.

Now I want to watch him make a tiger disappear or something.

You know, I actually got an email giving me the opportunity to help this particular dictator’s son, I think. It was simple - it involved my bank account or something, but nevertheless I chose not to do so. I am proud of this decision.

Good.

But guns are fun and stuff! And, more importantly, they make me seem more virile and manly - just like the $60,000 red 4x4 pickup truck with 35-inch tires that I drive back and forth to my city office job!  The bigger and more over-the-top, the larger my projected penis!

Just trying to understand how this works. If you sell 1% of your game copies at $10.00, and 99% at $0.10, what difference does it make? - it’s the same revenue. Is it just that you can say you sold a lot of copies?

Wait, can you draw the connection for me (with data and evidence) that the relative decline in U.S. wages is caused by immigration, or that stopping or slowing immigration would raise relative wages?