Hey, that’s unfair. The owner is also offering 40% off imminent diarrhea. 

Trump is also looking to revoke the security clearance of Frederick Douglass. 

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This is shockingly accurate. 

The ritual is very simple.

Corker or Flake or Snowe or Collins or McCain or Sasse, who all wring their hands and wax poetic about what a dangerous, unstable despot he is, all have the power to pull the e-brake on this shit show any time they like. They just need to leave the Republican party and become independents who caucus with the Dems and…

Why not both?

Nuance, tact, pragmatism, forethought, a multisyllabic vocabulary, these are just some of the skills that a president should possess. 

“No, Goddamn it, the President isn’t a traitor. He’s just completely mentally incompetent!”

Well it’s not like anyone with brain could have possibly thought that maybe electing a fucking idiot would be an extremely bad idea.

If there was any doubt that we are now living in 1935 Nazi Germany this week’s SCOTUS headlines should clear that up. Make no mistake, it will be worse this time.

“The Blonde Coward From The Hideo Kojima Documentary” should very much be on your business card.

This. Nothing pisses me off more than someone who does something for a fucking living getting told how to do their job by some jackass, like if you know so much, get up here and put the rock in your truck yourself asshole.

You need to add in a provision that said NFL owner can only be subsequently treated by his team’s concussion protocol specialist.

Fuck cancer.

Correct. We have the pure, unadulterated, distilled version of their psyche driving the hell-bus at the moment.... And for that we are ALL to blame.

and it’s cool to disrespect gold star families. pos

I like people who don’t cancel peace summits

I’ll just keep illegally streaming it.

This is the more accurate assessment. These people are all so, so fucking stupid. It’s truly astounding.