“the man is incredibly guilty”

Apparently the Lions did their document search using the wrong Fontes.

paying journalists to do journalism

Thanks for this. I was running out of nightmare material.

A world without a police force acting solely on behalf of a racist, classist government?

based on the headline, I’d say an older pickup truck and start your country music career

At this rate he’ll be handing the bat back to the batboy in the most PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE MANNER POSSIBLE.

I hope people get this reference.

Now I wanna see him hold other regular objects, like a beer can, a comcast remote, or an ocelot just so I can see how small they would look. Also I would like him to find my remote.

“Wind-swept honey bun!” — The Four Tops

I don’t think ‘luscious glow’ is what that’s called. I think ‘pallor’ is more accurate.

Dumb enough to attend live golf I would imagine.

fuck you. i could own this motherfucker.

No regerts!

It’s not the car, its the driver. Maybe they were purposely sandbagging it for the Kia, just to make that headline?

The dodger did win.

What else is he supposed to do? Shoot webbing out from his hands to stop the car?

inb4 “They implemented Facial Recognition to make sure Hammond never gets in one again”