I just want to know what she did with the vile of Billy Bob blood she used to wear around her neck. Do you throw it away? Give it back to the owner?

I have a feeling that they both might be bad breaker uppers.

For some reason, in my head, I am assigning the role of “arsonist” to the drunk at the bar. They are the same person.

Most of my friends weren’t 21 when I turned so we went to Applebees and the bartender was being a dick to me - really condescending - and when he heard it was my 21st he was like “Oh so I guess you want a daiquiri?” and I DID but I wasn’t going to take that shit from him so I said “No! I want a scotch & soda” and he…

For some reason, this feels like a Deadspin article.

Rich people have no idea what anything costs so this seems like a good deal. Makes me think of this:

Why would I want to play a game to unlock an inspirational quote when I can just go on the internet and look at them for free? Does not make sense.

This is true. I agree with you. With kids though, you either get the snot flying at your face or you get it in an elbow. It’s really the lesser of two evils. Kids (or at least my kids) don’t have the ability to plan enough to get a tissue. And I don’t trust their hand washing abilities. Which is why things like the “sn…

Same. I repeatedly say “Cough into your elbow!” and my 4 year old says “But I sneezed” and I say “You didn’t, that was a cough. But you shouldn’t sneeze on anyone anyway. Sneeze into your elbow too.” and he says “I can’t reach that far!” in a dramatic way. I’m trying here.

Agreed. This looks equally awful in a really delightful way. Delightfully awful.

I also hate kissing my relatives. I always have. It feels weirdly intimate and I just don’t like it. But it’s also a societal thing that’s expected. I don’t feel violated but I do feel annoyed. But then I feel annoyed by a lot of societal rules on being nice. Like if I’m running late and I still have to hold the door…

I think everything can be good or bad and it’s a part of being a healthy grown-up to figure out which is which. Internet certainly veers into more of an unhealthy place for me (and many others). A lot of people can drink wine at the end of the day at home. I can’t. It becomes a crutch. Sometimes figuring out your…

I agree. It’s good and bad. There are some days when I’m at my lowest and I can logically know that people are not being 100% honest on Facebook. I KNOW this. But emotionally I fall into a hole where I think everyone is happier and more pulled together than I am. And sometimes the support groups turn into a mutual…

Yes. Very much so. And at least now you have the internet so if you’re feeling like you’re a bad mom, or you’re stuck in your career or your stuck in a bad marriage - you have other people you can identify with. Blogs, reddit pages, forums, etc. Back then? You struggled alone.

I have a suspicion that he was hated in the office. I worked in local news and we only taped those sorts of conversations and kept the tapes if you really and truly hated someone. If the nice guy working at the news desk takes a nap during overnights, you let him nap. If the asshole takes a nap, you turn a studio…

Molly Shannon was the only one who really seemed awful to me. Frances and Robert are both really unhappy and depressed and are kind of self-centered in the understandable way that all depressed unhappy people are.

What makes me angry about this is that The Apprentice producers have come out saying “Hey, he said much much worse” - so you know that NBC had to know what a complete asshole Trump was for years and years. Hell, they probably were aware of what a sycophant disgusting asshole Billy Bush was. And what bothers me…

Still hot.

I think it’s important to have some pretty Slattery pictures this morning.

I do wear heels for the height. I am not quite 5'2" and usually I wear pretty high heels to make me somewhat closer to the men I work with. The few times I wear flats, it’s amazing how often my height comes up “You are short! OMG you’re so tiny!” I have been patted on the head, my head is frequently used as arm rest…