Hahaha. News flash: No one ever considers divorce an option until they wake up one day and realize neither of them are in love anymore.

Give them football so they have something to fight over?

Sadly reality doesn't agree. I'm certain that most who divorce never "considered" it an option when they said I do. And that doesn't negate the above point. I don't consider crashing my car, or burning down my house an option, merely a possibility.

Having been married (and had an very amicable divorce) the best advice I could give anyone is to always get a pre-nup. ALWAYS. The idea behind a pre-nup is simple to make sure that if the marriage breaks up (and half do) that you have a fair starting place for dividing thing which will help cut down on the animosity…

Well, he tosses a little disclaimer in before the end basically saying, "You might not like what's about to happen". That's the point at which I'd advise you to stop reading and invent your own ending- it'll probably better than the actual ending.

Tyler Durden and The Narrator.

Amazon sells the decaffeinated version of the mug.

The Dread Pirate Roberts has to be on the list.

Pretty much anything Sanderson writes, but the Mistborn series in particular had me completely turned around most of the time. The first book faked me out right until the end.

This is Nolan's best work in my opinion.

Lime Rock Green on the new Corvette. It is, as the kids say, the sex.

I'm a sucker for a good blue, and there isn't a better one than Subaru World Rally Blue Pearl. Bonus points for attainability.

Personal Brand also makes my skin crawl. Most of these buzzwords/buzzphrases do. You also mentioned one that really makes me get the willies, "Crafting a brand" or any use of the word "crafting" when used in conjunction with something non-physical. My boss loves that one haha.

Tina an Lumpy Space Princess are my favorite cartoon characters ever.

If my options are a Model S or a Clarity, I'll take the Tesla.

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Obligatory "Up in the Air" quote:

Savings Is for People Who Lack Faith