Old Volvo's got personality. Grandma's Civic doesn't.

Solution: Get rid of the cat.

Peril area?

Yes! More people need to know about Archer so they'll understand why I want the bad end of my temperature gauge to just say "Call Kenny Loggins" . Then when people ask, I'd say "Cause when the needle gets to that point, I'm in the...danger zone!"

new season is coming soon!

Suddenly, I'm not in such a bad mood at work.

My life is now complete...

OK, there is some sense in what you say. The financial planners typically help people who already have money, and yet are not good at managing it. This explains why a session with them costs anywhere between $300-$750, maybe more in some cases.

That sounds like a perfectly valid reason to ignore good advice because you have a persecution complex over your financial frailty.

Why don't you go ALT+F4 out of here.

You probably shouldn't speed and you get optimal fuel economy around 65 to 70 mph on the freeway so there's that.

Wait 'till you see what they'll give you at trade-in.

My wife...nuff said.

Removing tires from rims, yes.

Maybe it was the example answer yesterday but IMO the biggest ripoff is the $70 OBD scan. I know a girl who got charged $110 for a code pull and visual inspection.

Perfect practice makes perfect.

This is absolutely how I learned programming. I started with BASIC code for a game and then started making changes to it.

In your picture, I can't help but keep seeing a motorboat heading right to left, as pictured from about 3000 feet up.

Debit cards are the pits. They don't have the same protections as credit cards, and usually charge you an outrageous transaction fee for the displeasure. Seriously, don't use debit cards. You'd be better off paying in cash.

I disagree. A marriage isn't about getting gifts, it's about publicly declaring your commitment. If I have broke friends, I'm just happy they made time to show up.