Peril area?

Yes! More people need to know about Archer so they'll understand why I want the bad end of my temperature gauge to just say "Call Kenny Loggins" . Then when people ask, I'd say "Cause when the needle gets to that point, I'm in the...danger zone!"

new season is coming soon!

Suddenly, I'm not in such a bad mood at work.

NO.

My life is now complete...

A meter is that wood stick you get for cheap at the hardware store.

Why don't you go ALT+F4 out of here.

You probably shouldn't speed and you get optimal fuel economy around 65 to 70 mph on the freeway so there's that.

Could not resist.

Damn Metroids over running the galaxy!

Please consider the consequences before releasing trillions of Sour Patch Kids into space.

Wait 'till you see what they'll give you at trade-in.

My wife...nuff said.

Removing tires from rims, yes.

Maybe it was the example answer yesterday but IMO the biggest ripoff is the $70 OBD scan. I know a girl who got charged $110 for a code pull and visual inspection.

Resistance is futile.

I'm all for hunting. Give these guys a spear and a knife, and go toe-to-toe with that moose/bear/alligator. I'll give you much respect. Oh, you used a semi-automatic rifle from 300 yards to bring down that majestic beast? Zero respect.

Vit. D added to milk is unnecessary, the government already adds it to sunshine for our absorption.

Debit cards are the pits. They don't have the same protections as credit cards, and usually charge you an outrageous transaction fee for the displeasure. Seriously, don't use debit cards. You'd be better off paying in cash.