The side profile is pure '67 Mustang though.

You're talking about the "Prius" logo, right?

Taillight covers. Make it harder to see your brake lights with cheap plastic!

These...

It's actually not too bad, since when you're leaving at the end of the day, that's when most of the people are headed IN to downtown for the 7pm start. You're headed the opposite way most of the time. Day games on the other hand...our company encouraged us to work at other locations around town/work from home if…

Yep.

You can watch a Padres game from our Regus office in San Diego. #PlayBall

Some days....... are better than others. A time-share on Alderaan was a terrible idea.

There's me, trying not to vomit from the previous night's drink fest.

Ask those classes if she could join. She seems interested and precocious enough, perhaps they'll let her in if you explain that there are little to no resources for kids her age. Maybe if you go with her for the class? (then perhaps you could learn some things too, plus extra bonding time.)

Not a key to start your car, but one to work on it with.

I'll take 'causing a car-shredding collision in a residential zone' for $500, Alex.

Always the answer:

Steel wool is for babies' faces.

Probably pretty impressive in person:

Either that was a brilliant double- or triple-sarcastic response, or you need to take your sarcasometer in for service.