Not a key to start your car, but one to work on it with.

Yes.

I'm glad that something like this is happening. I'm not dumb enough to think that this is going to change everything overnight, but I do hope that this forces the cable companies to rethink how they do business.

I'll take 'causing a car-shredding collision in a residential zone' for $500, Alex.

Always the answer:

i would plug my nose and hope he was friendly >.<

AHHH. I WANT TO PET AN OTTER AND HUG IT SOOOO MUCH!!!

Haha, if 20 bucks covers the cost of gas I just may do it for free.

I....I can't look at a pile of cables and not answer the compulsion to organize them

Can't remember if it was any good, but I used to watch this all the time:

I loved the humor of this series even though didn't get to watch the ending till years later. Made me feel a little bad about winning computer games.

Maker of the purest milk of poppy in all of Westeros

Well, that's just the point. Westeros is a psychopathic place, so you have to be pretty monstrous to stand out.

Steel wool is for babies' faces.

I know you're not being all that serious, but as a Swede I always feel obligated to point out that the Nobel Peace Prize is selected and handed out by an independent, Norwegian committee, as per Alfred Nobel's will. Their selection process and choice of winners has nothing to do with the other six Nobel prizes.

This is my daily driver we'll call it.

Rolex Submariner. I waited a lifetime; it was worth it.

Which is why they should be all spayed/neutered and kept indoors. Let cat people live full-time with their cats so the rest of us don't have to deal with them.

But cats, cats couldn't give a damn if you're a human, a robot, a rotting corpse or a nightstand..