3/7/2017, 5am’ish.

Outstanding name, btw. I was always fond of Bodkin Van Horn.

what? no.

Really, Breitard? When you use “tard” as an insult, you are no better than Milo.

Oh it get’s better. Trudeau is HATED by the alt right as a kind of avatar of the type of politician they dislike. The word cuck gets thrown around a great deal in their circle as it is but they really mean it with him.

The “staring at him” thing was Donald being stupid — a Japanese photographer said something in Japanese that Trump didn’t understand, and Trump asked Abe what the photographer said. Abe told Trump the photographer had said “Look at me,” meaning “I’m taking your picture, please turn toward me.” Trump misunderstood what…

Agreed. And in the photo, Trudeau has a look on his face that says “what, you think I was born yesterday? Nice try, dick.”

How disgusting is it that the President of the United States is trying to pull off this long discredited Dale Carnegie bullshit on other actual world leaders?

This is so deliciously good.

Some years ago, I found myself in Pittsburgh, and someone recommended a certain restaurant. There was a plaque by the door, saying that at this restaurant president Clinton and some prime minister did something on such and such date. It appeared to be a big boon for the restaurant, gave it a great deal of prestige and…

racist n-word jewboys

Yeah, enjoy it while you can, Mr. Obama. You’ve certainly earned it. But when you get back...

“Artist’s rendering of White House transition of power. Image via Kensington Palace/The British Monarchy.”

Do not allow your children to drive ATVs! They are so dangerous that actually no one should be driving them.

Dear Rest of the Planet and It’s Leaders,

Punching Nazis shouldn’t be illegal. It’s a goddamn American pastime, ffs.

Kelly Anne Conway thought it was a good idea to leave the house this morning dressed like a nutcracker, why the fuck would I take any of her advice?

Everyone comes out of these Trump Tower meetings saying good things, so I’m sure Trump is a completely differemt person behind those doors. But no matter what must be said in those meetings, he’s back to the same old shit on twitter the next day.

“[Trump] said that he is going to represent all Americans. He said that over and over again,” King noted.