I am surprised, but also not. I just bought a bunch of Usborne books and was really disappointed by one of the stories in their book of fairy tales.In the Musicians of Bremen, the dog is sad because he’s too old to hunt, so his master wants to shoot him, and the cat is sad because she’s too old to chase mice, so her…

Except chili is at least good. It’s like finding a thumb in your shit soup and continuing to rave about how much you love shit soup and it’s even better with the thumb garnish.

Where did I say I was offended? But I fail to see what mocking someone’s looks gets us, especially when there are suuuuuuch better things to call this asshole out on. Mocking his looks makes it seem like that’s the worst we can come up with. How about let’s call him out for the violent rhetoric instead? Or the…

Yep. Was just coming here to say this. I hate that fucker as much as the next reasonable person, but there are better things to criticize than his looks. We need to be better than them.

I’m so very sorry for your loss. My son was born with a relatively serious arrhythmia that can be, thankfully, controlled by medications. It was a long struggle to find the right balance, though, and he had some other complications. He spent six weeks in the NICU, during which he amassed nearly a million dollars in…

He was actually never married to Sarah Silverman, but did cheat on his ex-wife with her. A friend was a PA on The Man Show and said he was kind of a jerk and demanded that everyone cover for him when he was spending time with Sarah and his wife called. I haven’t been able to like him for that reason, though this…

I hate Trump as much as the next sentient being, but if you watch the clip, it’s pretty clear that the “Have you heard of Susan B. Anthony? I’m shocked!” bit was his idea of a joke. Not a *good* joke, mind you, but what can we really expect?

As a native of Erie, that surprises me not even a little bit.

Roseanne Barr is a right wing loon these days. It won’t happen.

“Donald Trump, Donald Trump, Donald Trump.”

Let’s just hope it’s not the series finale. I mean, I feel like we’ve already stayed on the air long past the point at which it’s good, but what else is on?

I would be glued to my television. They need to at least add Murphy to Netflix.

I was just thinking recently about the strong, sarcastic female tv characters of the 80s who helped make me into the bitchy feminist I am today. Julia, Dorothy, and Murphy all have a special place in my heart. Jez should do a retrospective of what made each of them so great.

There’s no need for introductions, Ray Don(ald Trump). We know who you are.

Man, what I wouldn’t give to hear Julia Sugarbaker give that odious soggy Cheeto the business, Night-the-Lights-Went-Out-in-Georgia-style.

Where is this idea that Hillary is “unstable” or ready to “blow up” at any moment coming from?? Other than from her vagina, I mean. In what world has she ever been anything but one of the most staid, placid, fucking BORING people ever to run for public office? And I mean that in the absolute best possible way. …

Well played, good sir. Well played.

She is absolutely amazing, and she is Reason #2 I am excited to go do my early-voting civic duty.

Oh yes. I worked there in high school, which was when they came out with those. It was a baffling level of wtf-ery even for a sheltered white teenager.

Yep. I worked at Dairy Queen when they came out with those, and I remember being so, so confused as to why they would use that term, of all terms.