This delights me to no end, probably as much as it irks the executives at Dick's.

More like Whoopie Cochon factory.

The secret source for nuts for your wedding is nuts.com.

“traditional wooden long-tail boats”

I can’t think of a single reason to clean out my menstrual cup or wipe away clotted blood from pubes my in front of my children.

Homemade burritos, awesome, sure. We’re all on board.

No, I mean the naked vanity. They give absolutely zero fucks that they look basic as fuck, and not fretting about seeming basic is itself antithetical to the insecurity/preoccupation with self-image that is integral to basic-ness; so, despite their appearances and behaviour. they have transcended being basic. For that…

It’s *so hard* to tell which pains are the kind you’re supposed to push through and which ones are the kind you should stop immediately and rest.

How far back are you willing to start? If you are going to start with the last seasons, Orange County and Beverly Hills. If you are willing to go further back, then you can go with NY, NJ, and Atlanta. I’ve been invested in some of these series for like 1/4 of my life. God, think of what I could have accomplished by…

This is a labrador thing? My friend’s labrador has almost died twice (although this dog is nowhere near smart enough to open cupboards on his own): once after his girlfriend forgot to lock the dog’s food cupboard, and the second time when the cat unlocked the cupboard and was found watching the dog’s bloated, heaving…

No because that would be my crazy Aunt who did the following:

there are way worse people.

Tell the limo driver you will gut him like a fish.

When my kiddo was nursing, we called her the chupaleche.

No shoe rule at my house, I ALWAYS get people that laugh or make so snide comment when I ask them to take of their shoes at the door.

If you are going to start from teh beginning, NJ, NY and BH are the best imho. BHs’ 1st season is awesome. Atlanta and OC are good too, but they take longer to get into because they were the originals.

BH is boring these days and so is NJ but NY is good entertainment.

The first few seasons of RHNJ have the best villain ever - Danielle Staub. Scary and wonderful. Definitely watch those if you have access to them.

Atlanta all the way. I also am a fan of Beverly Hills. The early NJ episodes are ridiculous and fun but that is the only one I don’t keep up with anymore.

Yup. The Chicago Tribune wrote a lot about their relationship when this story first broke. The mother’s friends were quoted as saying that she was regularly assaulted by Heather, and that the police had been called to their house 80 or so times.