She contradicts everything that has previously been written about this case. There are texts that indicate she and her boyfriend planned the murder. Their relationship was complicated alright - but don’t believe she wasn’t involved in her mother’s death.

Wow, this question is fucking ludicrous. I’ve been to law school and practiced for several years and I know for a fact no lawyer would bother saving anyone else in a fire. Might as well be testing on legal customs of middle earth.

My dad loves to tell the story of being on vacation in Minnesota as a kid (he grew up in rural Kentucky) and being asked by the waitress in a heavy accent whether he’d like Soup ‘R Juice. He responded that, no, regular juice would be just fine.

I read that as “Soup R’ Crackers” at first and was confused/delighted.

Only some of them have been given the gift of arm joints. We gave a bunch in the play room that look just like old ones. I do t know his they choose who gets elbows. That's a pretty sick game of God-playing, Mattel.

“Special Needs Ugly”? It’s not okay to go around calling things “special needs” as a pejorative. Using “special needs” instead of just coming out and saying “retarded” doesn’t make it any better. Very unchill.

I saw it as making fun of people who fall victim to the Insta makeup trends: the overly-drawn brows, the ubiquitous cut-crease, the heavy contouring, spackled-on foundation, etc. Just for an Insta shot. That’s a little over the top—and worthy of parody, IMO.

I think you mean vaginal opening, not cervix. The hymen is a membrane that partially covers the vaginal opening, not the cervix.

Excuuuuuuuuse me. But I think you mean

Another fine Christian offers her support to Kim Davis.

Let me tell you all of the times I got caught smoking weed (I am an adorable white blonde lady from an affluent family)

Counterpoint: Hyperbole is the greatest tool for stressing a point ever.

Local government, everybody

“Who in the name of responsible science is about to shake a roomful of babies to see what happens?”

Jia flights are $339 from JFK to O’Hare if you need someone to come with you as an assistant, I humbly submit my resume.

If you look at this idiot’s family tree, it would be a straight line.

I don’t think I’ve called someone a butt since grade three. That’s right up there with dickweed.

She lost her license because she refused the breath test and her awesome parents took her car away.Her parents are the heroes here.

She’s not my hero. She drove drunk and is choosing to make light of her punishment instead of accepting the consequences.

I think of her less as heroic and more as kind of...trashy.